Before it was over: I walked out of Vince Vaughan’s “Couple’s Retreat”

By June Morrall

Before it was over, I walked out of Vince Vaughan’s “Couple’s Retreat.”

And I was looking forward to laughing non-stop so much that I had considered zooming “over the hill” to a five- minutes- after- midnight screening that would have been the first showing of “Couple’s Retreat.”. In retrospect, I would have regretted staying up that late to watch this not funny movie.

The first 30 minutes and more dragged on without mercy; it was torture watching the cast of characters, so bored with themselves, that to entertain myself I focused on the actor’s collective crows feet and began an internal debate on how well the make-up artists obscured freckles on arms and faces. Not one of the known actors could pump life into this dead script: How painful to watch them trying.

Did hilarious “Wedding Crashers” star Vince Vaughan vincehave writer’s block (WB) while he was working on the script AND when he was acting in it? If so the WB virus was catching—there were no standouts in this spirit-less flick.

I wanted to get to the Eden Resort, the Couple’s Retreat, the title of the movie, but far too much time was spent setting up the reason for the vacation. Time that would have been better spent writing comedy lines.

It was so bad that I left before the four boring couples arrived at the island, where I hope ticket holders finally got a few well earned laughs. Bottom Line: This is not a movie worth seeing, even if it’s free.

Think Tanker Lisa Petrides: Big Ideas: You go to my head… like a bubble in a glass of champagne***….

Lisa Petrides (head of ISKME, our very own “think tank: in Princeton-by-the-Sea)  Invites You to the Big Ideas Fest

Dear Friend of ISKME, Is it just me or have you noticed recently that there seems to be a great deal of enthusiasm about what is possible, yet skepticism abounds. And while the tendency might be to sit back and say this too shall pass, others of us feel the urgency to take action like never before. For those of us who either work directly serving students, or supporting systems, or trying to change the structures that enable innovation in education, I think we all agree that this is the time when the need to accelerate high-quality learning is truly essential for our country and our future.

It is in this spirit that ISKME (the Institute for the Study of Knowledge Management in Education) is pleased to offer you an opportunity to join us in spotlighting, challenging, and changing the business-as-usual model in education by participating in the inaugural Big Ideas Fest, which will take place December 6-9, 2009 at the Ritz-Carlton in Half Moon Bay, California. Click here to register: http://a3.acteva.com/orderbooking/bookEvent/A303049

Come immerse yourself in three extraordinary days of inspiring presentations, like hearing what Dr. Mae Jemison, the first African-American woman in space, has to say about rocketing our education system into a different stratosphere, as well as having the opportunity to participate in activities such as the “Action Collabs”, in which we will work together to actually design and prototype real-world innovations in education. There will also be ample time to network with other dedicated education enthusiasts next to the crashing waves of the Pacific Ocean. The perfect ending to a challenging year. Guaranteed!

Please join us December 6-9, 2009 in Half Moon Bay, California, just a stone’s throw away from San Francisco and Silicon Valley.

Register today in order to hold your place for this ground-breaking event and you won’t be sorry:
http://a3.acteva.com/orderbooking/bookEvent/A303049

For more information about the Big Ideas Fest, go to www.bigideasfest.org.

Sincerely,

Lisa Petrides, Ph.D.
President and Founder, ISKME
www.iskme.org

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“You Go To My Head”  (1938) was composed by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie. Best recording by the smokey voiced Marlene Dietrich. And, yes, I thought the classic song was composed by the great Cole Porter. Not so!

Charlie Ballard, “The Spirit of Farallone City,” Wrote for the “Farallone City Times”

Farallone City Times Story by Charlie Ballard, year unknown

Charlie Ballard once owned a hardware-notions store in Montara, also home to Farallone City.

A Few Words, Reminiscent and Prophetic

Things have changed since we first addressed you through the columns of the Farallone City TIMES, and it seems but fit that we should change our form and dress to keep abreast with the progress of our townsite. A year ago Farallone City was isolated. Its values were prospective. To-day it is connected with a great city with the great steel links of commerce. Its values are real. A year ago our friends consumed an hour and fifteen minutes riding down the peninsula to San Mateo on Pat. Calhoun’s electric road before starting across the country to our place. To-day it requires only a few minutes more to ride the same distance into Farallone City over a new road only half completed, without ballast, and where tracks are only temporary and grades and curves are still to be reduced. The present age is annihilating distance with modern transportation. We count distance with minutes and hours now, not blocks and miles. A year ago Farallone City was a four hour journey from the center of San Francisco, to-day it is but little more than an hour.

One year from to-day will find you and your friends stepping on Ocean Shore electric cars at at Farallone depot to be whisked over this wonderful new scenic road into the city to your business or your occupation in less than forty minutes time. And at eventide you will be whisked back from the grime and smoke and dirt of the city to the pure, free air by the seaside to forget the toil and grind of the day’s occupation until another day brings you back to it with clear mind and rested body. Such are the benefits of modern transportaton.

It is better to have a seaside suburban home for daily recuperation than to have your savings laid away for the doctor.

HOW DOES IT APPEAL TO YOU?

FARALLONE CITY is on the peninsula down which San Francisco must expand and on the popular side of it–the beach side. It will soon have less than a 40-minute electric service into the center of San Francisco. The Ocean Shore Railroad runs through it for a mile. It is designated as one of the principal division points on this new line of railroad. Both passenger and freight depots, with freight siding combine to give it commercial significance. Three additions to Farallone City have been platted and are already largely sold to home-builders. Besides these a separate subdivision lies directly back of this new town-site, and in fact constitutes a continuation of it. In this plat alone more than a thousand homesites are already sold, and many of them built upon. Here, then, are four enterprising companies joined in the development of one place instead of spreading out and attempting to develop so many separate and distinct townsites. More than two thousand home plots in this one locality now depend on Farallone City for railroad, depot, stations, beach and waterfront. What does this mean to you, Mr Home Seeker?

It means enough bona fide home builders and enough capital interested to insure you the comfort and conveniences of a modern city. What does it mean to you, Mr. Investor? It means that values at Farallone City are no longer prospective, but real. That an investment in the heart of this new suburban center is certain not only to increase in value, but to increase rapidly and permanently.

It is better to have a few dollars safely invested in your own little place than to have many dollars invested in the bank manager’s private mansion at some noted summer resort.

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John Vonderlin: Lake Pilarcitos, Part III

Story by John Vonderlin

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Hi June,
This article from the May 22nd, 1867 issue of “The Daily Alta,” is quite interesting. It gives many details you won’t find in the official website of “San Francisco’s Early Water Sources.” You especially won’t find the description of people being able to visit and enjoy this hidden gem that concludes this article. I’ll explain why in a later posting. Please note that apparently at this time the law allowed property holders in the upper reaches of a watershed to confiscate all the water on their property and ship it elsewhere. Note too the line referring to “a liberal supply running to waste.” That’s Half Moon Bay’s water supply they are referrring to. Enjoy. John
SPRING VALLEY WATER WORKS  CELEBRATION OF THE COMPLETION OF THE TUNNEL— PROJECTED WORK — THE DAM— VOLUME OF WATER, ETC, ETC.
Yesterday, the 21st inst., a number of tbe Directors and officers of tbe Spring Valley Water Works, together with several guests, met at the works of the Spring Valley Water Company, some twenty miles from the city, to inspect a new tunnel which has just been completed after nearly two years’ incessant work. A ride in the San Jose cars to the San Bruno station, and then by Concord wagons over fine roads, through valleys, over hills, up and down canyons until after some seven miles smart travelling the party came in sight of the artificial lake of pure, clear, cool, delicious water, nestled snugly amid towering hills and mountains. The lake is composed of two arms, in one of which the water has been backed up over a mile and a half, and in the other about three-fourths of a mile. The greatest depth of the water is about eighty feet, the whole lake containing at the present time eight hundred and twenty-five million 825,000,000 gallons of water, with a liberal supply running to waste.
THE TUNNEL, AND WHY BUILT.
When the Spring Valley Company was in its infancy, a small dam was constructed near the head of a water course, into which the water of several creeks were brought and stored in the rainy season for summer use. A wooden flume was then laid from this reservoir to the city, following the configuration of the country, making the distance some forty-five miles. Experience having demonstrated the great extent of the supply of water, even in the dryest seasons, the Company went to work and constructed a larger dam, and ran a tunnel to cut off distance in the fluming, saving in the wastage and fall of water. By constructing a tunnel 3,834 feet under a hill over 500 feet high, more than seven miles of fluming will be dispensed with and forty feet in height gained. Two years since, the construction of the tunnel was decided upon, and on the 20th of July, ground was broken, and the work finally completed on the 20th of this month, making twenty-two months work, night and day. Mr. H. Schussler, engineer of the Company, laid out the tunnel, and Mr. R. P. Denoon contracted to do the work. The tunnel is six feet two inches high and five feet six inches wide at the base, timbered throughout with plank six by eight inched, and the sides and ceiling covered with two-inch boards. The entire length of the tunnel is now to be laid in brick and cement, and then the water run through it. The tunnel is cut in a straight line and worked from both ends, and when the two parties of drifters met they found only three-sixteenths of an inch difference in their levels at the centre. The outlet end is six feet lower than the supply mouth, giving plenty of fall to run through a large body of water. Considerable blasting was done, and eighty kegs of powder used, though a great deal of the work was picking through a clay earth. A new tunnel in the vicinity of Lake Honda was commenced on the 7th of November last, which is to be 2,820 feet in length, and of larger dimensions than the one just finished. This will save between four and five more miles of fluming, increase the fall of the water, so as to let it into Lake Honda twenty feet higher than the present end of the flume and consequently allow the dams at the lake to be raised a corresponding height. The increased holding capacity of the lake will be many million gallons.
THE DAM AND LAKE.
The present dam was commenced early in 1865, and finished to its present height in 1867, though the water was taken from it during the greater part ot the past two years. As soon as it was high enough to supply the city, water was let into the flume. and work kept constantly going on until it was elevated 76 feet from the base, and contains, as stated above, at the present time 825.000,000 gallons of water.
The Company finding the demand for water increasing and a vast quantity lost each winter, concluded to elevate the dam so as to reach a height of 96 feet, and that work is now going on with a full force of men, calculated to finish it by October next, when the capacity will be one thousand three hundred million (1,300,000,000) gallons stowed away for a dry day. The old adage admonishes ,”Lay up for a rainy day,” but the Water Company was arranging to store this liberal supply for the “dry season”  when the creeks and rivulets are apt to run dry, or nearly so.
The dam is four hundred and fifty feet through at the base, and tapers to twenty feet at the greatest height, (ninety six feet) being built like a pyramid with a slope on each side. The length of the dam on the top across the canyon is four hundred and fifty feet. There will have been used in its construction the enormous amount of 850,000 cart loads of earth, to haul which, it would take one man, at thirty loads per day, and three hundred working days per year, between ninety-four and ninety-five years.
ODDS AND ENDS
A large amount of work has been done by the Company in addition to that described, and everything in a solid and substantial manner. A fine road has been built from the old San Bruno House into the Company’s works, much of it being cutting and filling. A ride over this six or seven miles. at this season of the year, it most delightful, the whole face of the country wearing its spring garden of flowers, and grass, and grain, with lowing herds of fat, lazy cattle, which scarce deign to raise their heads as the rider dashes past them. The views from the various passes in the hills are enchanting, revealing now a snug, smiling valley, then a wild, wooded canyonn, and at another turn the broad expanse of the Bay, with the Contra Costa range of mountains, capped by the peaks of Mount Diablo. For a day’s ride, get up with the sun and start off in the geniall warmth of a San Francisco morning: a lunch basket stowed under the seat of a buggy or rockaway; a genial companion; (female, if you like it) a sail on the lake; a few hours’ trout fishing; a good drink of pure water at the fountain head: talk, romance, poetry or soft nonsense, if you please: start back at three or four o.clock, and get to town as the shades of evening close around, and you will be just tired enouch to enjoy a good, sound night’s sleep and feel better for a week or ten days after. Mr. W. H. Lawrence, the Superintendent of the Spring Valley Water Works, resides at the lake, and though always busy with his work, can spare a .few moments to point out the visitor the many interesting spots in and around Spring Valley.

John Vonderlin: 1891: Pilarcitos Lake, Part II

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Story by John Vonderlin
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Hi June,
In Part 1 about Lake Pilarcitos, I detailed how the water of Lake Pilarcitos was so pure that a famous brewery was investigating, in the 1890s, its usage for making their ale locally. I also included a story about the unknown-to-experts planting of muskalonge (muskellunge) in the lake in 1893. Here’s an article from the May 4th, 1895 issue of the “Call,” that is a followup to that planting. It’s one of a series of articles I encountered that mentioned fishing, bicycling and picnicing being allowed at  Lake Pilarcitos around the turn of the 20th Century. How we went from that situation to the present, with its no or virtually no access, let alone fishing, except for water company employees, their families and friends is a little known story that I’ll cover in future postings.
“Lake Pilarcitos was opened to anglers on Monday last, and two gentlemen who returned from the latter place yesterday state that they had caught a splendid mass of trout and about half a dozen muskalonge of from one pound to two pounds in weight. It will be remembered that the Spring Valley Water Company stocked Lakes Pilarcitos and Merced about eighteen months ago with muskalonge fry, thinking that by so doing the muskalonge would thrive and eventually rid the Merced Lake of the much despised carp, which have grown very numerous in the latter. If the muskalonge are doing well in Pilarcitos Lake it is safe to say that the water company will instruct its keepers not to allow anglers to catch the fry of the fresh water sharks until such time as they will have arrived at a size when they can make trouble for anglers as well as the fish they prey upon.”
This next article was a pleasant surprise to me when I found it. It popped up when I tried a reversal of search terms at the “Chronicling America” website. Instead of using  Pilarcitos Lake, which had only 15 hits, I used  Lake Pilarcitos, and got 33. This article is from the May 6th, 1891 issue of “The Morning Call.”  While I think the biologic facts are way off, it gives a probable explanation of why officials thought a planting of muskellunge was a good idea just two years later. Enjoy. John
1891
FISH AND GAME.
A Rash of Anglers to Lake Pilarcitos.
Evidence That Anadromous Fishes Will Not
Thrive in Fresh Water-
Now that with the exception of fingerlings, the streams adjacent to this city contain few trout, there was, as expected, a rush of anglers to Lake Pilarcitos on Saturday and Sunday. The lake was opened to the public on the Ist inst, and, as a consequence, large numbers of anglers prepared themselves for the occasion with a plentiful supply of tackle and lures best suited for lake fishing.
One angler, who is well-known to the fraternity, stated to a representative of The Call. yesterday, that there must have been at least calculation sixty rods on the lake on Sunday, and that with one or two exceptions the fish taken were small, the average not exceeding eight inches in length.
The great quantity of food matter which has accumulated in the lake this season has been the principal cause attributed for the exceptionally few catches of large fish. Trout or, more correctly speaking, young salmon, which the lake contains, are plentiful, but the large ones— of which will scale four pounds— are, in the language of the angler, chock full of food.
They will not be tempted to accept of an artificial lure until later in the season when the small streams which feed the lake run dry, and as a result the supply of natural food ill have become diminished to a great extent.
TROUBLED BY A PARASITE.
Quite a number of “trout” basketed on Saturday and Sunday showed the marked signs of the parasite. Complaints have been made in past years of the imperfect condition of the lake fish, owing to the attacks of a fresh-water worm, which cannot be exterminated as long as the lakes are propagated by the species of fish commonly called salmon trout.
Experienced anglers and pisciculturists laugh at the idea when told that the trout, or more correctly speaking, young salmon—steel heads— with which the Pilarcitos Lake have been stocked, will free themselves of these parasites when they become of a certain age. This is an erroneous belief. The fish of the above lake cannot escape the attacks of the fungus until they have had an opportunity of reaching their natural element— the salt water— as they belong to the class of anadromous fishes, which frequent the rivers during the spawning seasons, and immediately afterward retire to the salt water to recuperate.
The salmon, of which there are many species on this Coast are attacked by a saltwater parasite at certain seasons of the year, and to rid themselves of this troublesome pest they’re by nature endowed with an instinct which moves them to seek some fresh water river or stream to become free from this enemy.
IN FRESH AND IN SALT WATER.
When in the fresh or sweet water a few weeks the worm drops off, leaving the fish free from further annoyance on that score. But a parasite somewhat of a similar kind again attacks the fish when it remains in the fresh water any time longer than the law allows, so is speak, and unless the sufferer immediately retreats to it’s natural element it becomes lethargic and sickly and unfitted for table use.
The Pilarcitos Lake and other lakes of the water company have been stocked with this species of fish, erroneously termed salmon trout, and as a consequence the fish, unable to reach its native element—the ocean— in certain seasons of the year are attacked by a fresh-water fungus, which can never be exterminated as long as they remain in the lakes.

It has been suggested that the water company stock its preserves with the trout proper— the native of the fresh water—that is if it hopes to have a good table fish, which will also give the angler a fight for its life. The brown trout is a beautiful fish, which would thrive in the lakes as would also the Eastern trout, a consignment of which was received by Commissioner of Hatcheries Woodberry last year, and placed in Shovel Creek, a tributary of the Klamath River.

BOTH OF THE SAME FAMILY.

Owing to the marked resemblance of the rainbow trout, which have been taken from the Klamath River for propagating purposes, to the hook-bill salmon— that is, in appearance and general characteristics— as noted by anglers, it is the opinion of many experts that both are of the same family. Several thousand young rainbows were distributed last season by the Commissioners in the rivers and streams of this and the adjoining counties. Next year will have determined the success which the stocking ofthe streams has attained in this particular.

Of the large number of anglers who fished for “trout” at Lake Pilarcitos on Saturday and Sunday, the following named returned with good messes of small fish (average size 8 inches): A. Ebbetts, J. Viadero, Holmes, Butler, Oscar Lewis, Shingle Russel, Mayers
and son, and Captain Cummlngs.

The San Andreas Lake, which is well-stocked with black bass, will, in all probability, be opened about tbe Ist prox. The young bass will then be old enough to care for themselves, and as the fish are very prolific the company need have no alarm in opening the lake to anglers, as the bass have increased wonderfully in the past two years.
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